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orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: xenix, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

detainable:

IT’S GIRL SCOUT COOKIES SEASON TURN UP

(Source: ericisntfunny, via orgasmic-humor)

some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

(Source: maahammy, via orgasmic-humor)

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(Source: rosefyler, via orgasmic-humor)

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged, via orgasmic-humor)

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(Source: kryptoniall, via cute1dfantasies)

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

image

ahem.

(via diamante-s)

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

(via stand)

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"There it goes again. That heavy feeling in your chest when you don’t feel any desire to speak or move. All you want to do is close your eyes and sleep, because the process of being broken is incredibly exhausting. You attempt your best to make your days fulfilling, but no matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to connect to anyone or anything."

- (via nevahmind)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via notinstyle)