when the hairdresser shows you the back of your hair
"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.
then satan said give michael clifford a guitar