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meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

(Source: meladoodle, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

- "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via a-c-i-ddd)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via stand)

freshman: *stands near me*
me: calm down

gliter-bows-nikepros:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh fuck this so accurate

(Source: cheerleader-till-the-day-i-die, via yougotcheerspirit)

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

(via planetsoda)

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via stand)

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

(via fake-mermaid)

bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

(via stand)

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

(via humoristics)