IT’S GIRL SCOUT COOKIES SEASON TURN UP
i just want boys to say cute things to me
suck my dick
suck my dick in the rain
today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS
I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
- (via nevahmind)